http://steveaoki.com

Dim Mak needs you. Dim Mak needs you now. Do you have an imagination worth mentioning? Do you sit atop the totem pole of fandom and fancy yourself handy with the written word. We are taking fan fiction submissions. What the hell is that? It is any story (told through words, pictures or both), you can think up which has an aspect of Dim Mak as its theme. A true test of the zealot’s mettle. Your only limit in this creative exercise is to keep it under 500 words, or one page respectively. If your shit is real good, we just might give you more space. Space pirates, love stories, dragon-slayers, ice cream trucks, 24-hour party people, Aoki for president (of the universe), Oprah, Zuper Blahq and the Bloody Beetroots involved in a bank robbery, Bloc Party gets their own talk show and you and Steve are on the hot seat, the Kentucky Derby a la Dim Mak, Red Riding Rifoki, corrupt cops, corrupt postmen, Rob Roy DJs at Cinespace then wins an Oscar for “Showmanship.” These are possibilities. Yes, we want you to go nuts. Why are we asking for this, you ask? There is a significant event approaching in the lifetime of Dim Mak, a major anniversary, and these stories will play a role. Here’s your chance to prove yourself a genius and/or an idiot in front of hundreds of people who perhaps really matter, and perhaps millions of those who really don’t. The best of the best will find themselves in print. Whether pixel or ink is for us to decide.

Your deadline is February 11th, 2011.

Send submissions to: fanfiction@dimmak.com